Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Breaking Dawn Theories

*gaspage*

I'm still trying to find the preface for Breaking Dawn (I know it's out), but I can't find it. Grr. I just ate almost a whole roll of Oreos (Yuuuum), so don't be frightened by any sudden outbur-

OH!

*snicker*

Catherine Hardwicke is like the most teenage old woman in the world. She is, like, bouncing all over the place. Like, really.

FYI, not the best example. Yes, there are even more energetic and bouncy days for her. Waaaay more energetic. Like, way.

Like TWILIGHT MOVIE SPOILER RIGHT HERE *points to link right here*, way way.

She's just uber-hyper. (BTW, read the comments for the last link. Hahaha, lol!)

Anyways.....

I just read the Preface and WHOLE FIRST CHAPTER (Yaaay) of BREAKING DAWN! Lemme hear you scream "Ye-ah!" "(Ye-ah)"

So. It was awesome. And much, much longer than the one I posted, the not-as-copyrighted one. Yep, I had to search for hours to find the cheat-copy of the first chapter. The one that wasn't a teaser-chapter. The one that was totally copyrighted, and illegal to put up.

*snicker*

So. So yeah. Let's discuss, shall we.

Theories:

First of all let me start out with saying DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST CHAPTER AND PEAFACE OF BREAKING DAWN OR HAVE NOT READ TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, OR ECLIPSE. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE, kay? Just a precaution. I would hate it if someone out up a spoiler and didn't tell anyone. So. Here's some space.
(Free air - hahaha.)









Okie dokes.

I've seen a million theories today, all really strange and totally possible. And some not-so-plausible ones. Here are some - straight from the message boards.



"My guess is that Bella will have a heck of a fight with her own mind on who she loves. She'll probably decide to be with Edward, so she'll most likely get married to him, Jacob will try to stop the wedding, unsuccessfully, then bella will be turned into a vampire. Jake will probably end up becoming a wolf permanantly(*tear* i love jacob) and the series will end dramatically; with bella being with edward, jacob being a wolf (all lonely) and it will probably leave us wanting more."


"and yeah... the leah thing would never ever happen! do you think it's possible for bella to get jealous if jacob brings a girl he 'imprinted on' - the quotation marks are for my new idea: jacob might bring a girl and pretend that he imprinted on her just to make bella jealous hihi.. just another random idea"


Oh, and an insert from me, I heard someone saying something about no one know's what Alec's ability was. And then a different person was all like "What if Edward turns human?" And then, in my mind, I was like

"WHAT IF ALEC TURNS EDWARD HUMAN?!?"

It was rad.

Okay. Back to discussion.

"i believe that jake will still crash their wedding despite the fact that he loves bella. He might think that crashing their wedding is the best thing for bella because that's the only way to try to stop her from "ending her life". (which i think we all don't) Btw, alice's not gonna see jake crashing the thing cause alice can't see anything about the werewolves, remember?"

I saw somewhere someone was all like "What if Bella is PART WEREWOLF!" And I was like "NO!" (In that gasp-y way all the teenagers do in the movies XD) And then everyone was like "What if she becomes some weird breed of WERE-PIRES!" And then I did that gasp-y thing again and it was rad. Like, totally.

And then I thought "What if she phases during the WEDDING!!!"

But then I remebered that everyone was already turned into a werewolf that was going to be. Old Bella (so much older than Seth Clearwater) would have already phased if that were the case. *sniffle*

Onward.

"I have a theory forming here....I think Bella might kill Jacob. After her transformation, but not for his blood, I think Jake might get mad and phase and attack (Edward, maybe?) and somehow Bella will end up killing him.

I just can't shake the feeling that someone is going to die, but I don't think it will be Bella or one of the Cullens.

This might be wayyy off, but it's just a thought."



And I was all like, *gaspage* - she is TOTALLY RIGHT!

What if the preface was from Jacob's point of view! Eeek!

Hmm....

"Any gueses of what will happen in book #4???I was thinking... what if Jake imprints on Leah??"

Short. Catchy.

"But what if he (Jacob) imprints on her after she turns into a vampire?"

I've heard that a lot of places. That's a popular one.

"I just thought of something...What if Jake decides to totaly crash Bella and Edward's wedding???"

Wasn't that somewhere earlier in this post....?

"ummm... well my famous theory is that Jacob acciedentlly loses control and hurts bella. Then Jacob goes to Edward and begs him to change bella."

AWESOME, DUDE! RADICAL!

That is, actually, very original. Originality isn't common on these boards, ususally. Whee!

*gaspage* I came up with a new one!

What if Edward almost dies!!!
And then Jacob sacrifices himself....somehow.
Just for Bella... *teardrop*

Okay, let's get this show on the road :D

"well from what I've read on different sites during Q and A sessions with SM and what I've tried to picture in my head,
I think that they will get married and he will turn her, I'm pretty sure that the Volturi will be involved because SM mentioned that we will get to know what Alec's power is, I'm just not sure how involved they will be, I think there will be problems with the Denali clan, wanting revenge against the wolves....who knows maybe Alice invites them to the wedding and they figure since they're there and all. We know from Eclipse that the Volturi are set on reducing the numbers of the Cullen coven, and that Aro wants Alice and Edward to join him even Bella after she is turned, so right now anything can happen...I think someone will die at some point and I do have a list, Jo and I talked about that the other day, Charlie is on that list, and so is Jacob and Sam, but I'm not sure...lol, now I'm just rambling, probably because it's so late...lol"


Wow. Long, but slightly plausible. Which brings us back to ALEC'S POWER. (coughcoughit'stotallyturningvampiresintohumans!!coughcough) *shifty eyes*

I suppose I should wrap this up. Lots of theories for one day....

Haha, one of the people's usernames that have a theory is "♥La_mio_cantante=Edward♥"

Funny, funny.

Anyways....

Now. Part of my theory. One of them, anyway. I think Stephenie Meyer's book will have a happy ending. That is the sad part.

Come, come, far back into the realms of memory......

"Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn't have a happy ending - but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we'd be under gravestones right now."

- Rosalie Hale


Dear Stephenie Meyer,

If you do not make Bella into a vampire, I will storm the city with great waves of protesters weilding pitchforks and torches. Then I will steal all of your Cheetos. Every. Last. One. (Yes, I know of your secret Cheetos obsession. I read The Host.) And then I will cry.

Sincerely,
Dianne

I am afraid that they will have a happy ending. Or, even worse, they will follow in Romeo and Juliet's path. I have an uber-bad feeling about this....

Offward!

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